Mac: I do not even understand the smell coming from your body dude.
Charlie: Oh my god dude relax dude I forgot to put on deodorant OK.
Mac: I have never once, never once seen you wear deodorant Charlie never once.
Charlie: Yeah well you never seen me once wash my testicles either but that doesn't mean I don't do it every Friday.


Sweet Dee: What is this thing?
Charlie: That's Dennis' prototype. Be careful with that.
Sweet Dee: No, I know it's the prototype but I don't get how it works.
Charlie: Dee, you're asking a million questions. All right look, I'm just going to walk you through it, so pay attention. OK, look, the pretty lady gets naked, of course, and I help her into the prototype, yes? My hands sort of guiding along her body making sure that it fits properly. Now the dress is starting to look fantastic, you know? And she feels very excited, she feels very sensual and I feel very sensual about her because she looks so good. And then, you know, we chit-chat a little bit, no big deal but she asks me back to her place. Where did that come from? I accept, you know? And then we chit-chat at her place, it's no big deal, but eventually she says, "Do you want to make love, Charlie?"
Sweet Dee: Oh god.
Charlie: And I say, "Are you serious? Because yes, I do." And then just boom, we're in to it and it's hot and it's passionate.